Tonight in training we learned how to do this



to the other person when you're both going for a high ball. I love football :D

Name your 15 absolutely favorite couples (het/slash/canon/fanon) and ask people to see what trends they notice about your couples. Try to pick different fandoms.

Kitty Pryde/Pete Wisdom (Excalibur)
Kara/Leoben (BSG)
Ray K/Ray V (Due South)
Deadpool/Siryn (Deadpool and X-Force)
Jessica Jones/Luke Cage (Alias, the Pulse and New Avengers)
Marian/Allan (Robin Hood S2)
Huntress/Catman (BoP and Secret Six)
Ben/Juliet (lost)
Black Widow/Daredevil (Daredevil)
Anne Beddingfeld/Harry (The Man in the Brown Suit)
Songbird/Norman Osborn (Thunderbolts, also my taste is bad and I should feel bad))
Marian Halcombe/Count Fosco (The Woman in White)
Ace/Captain Sorin (Doctor Who)
Sarah Connor/Cameron (Sarah Connor Chronicles)
Sophie/Howl (Howl's Moving Castle)

Different bits of Marvel count as different fandoms, right? >:)

( look! deadpool and siryn )

I always forget what my favourite film is until Jurassic Park comes on TV. How is it so awesome? And why does a fifteen year old film have better CGI than modern stuff?

We won our football match yesterday! Still not entirely sure what happened there. We've never actually won a match before.

Smokin' Aces is the kind of film that's more fun when you imagine the actors are playng the characters you associate them with, rather than the characters in the film. Keamy from Lost and new Kirk kill Daredevil! Richard from Lost kills Jack. God, I love that bit. Random guys from gangsters films are FBI agents! Deadpool cries really prettily!

Speaking of Ryan Reynolds, he is fast becoming my favourite person ever. This is what he had to say about making a Deadpool film:

"Look, I'm into any role in which I get to kick Captain America in the nuts,"

There's so much to do with a movie like this, so much you can do, and I'm just trying to figure out a way to structure all of those things around kicking Captain America in the nuts.

HE JUST WANTS TO KICK CAPTAIN AMERICA IN THE NUTS, YOU GUYS.

Joe Kelly interview

BLAH BLAH BLAH SPIDER-MAN BLAH BLAH

Now that Deadpool is popping up and he's all popular, I've been asked to do a couple things, and I think it'll happen.

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I have never seen any Star Trek before. Um, it was good? Kirk: I would hit that. Why is my thing for horribly, horribly flirty men? Honestly. I'm engaged to a guy whose conversational opener with women is "Alright, darlin'? >:)" We got slightly drunk before/during and annoyed the trekkie we were with by not referring to most of the characters by their proper names, like Simon Pegg, fencing dude and tiny Russian guy.

And then afterwards Holly got hit on by this guy who would not go away, until I got up and >:('d at him.

I played two matches at the fete in my old junior school. I got two goals and a point in the first one. During the second one I couldn't get past a player, so I decided that it would be an awesome idea to barge back into her and land on top so I could handpass the ball away.

Considering that's all I remember from the second match, I'm going to guess that didn't go so well. Apparently I played the whole thing, though.

I love you lot. I went drinking with both my parents and my football team which was maybe a bad idea. My parents and their friends were over one side of the parish centre and we were over the other. Beside the bar. We did the Siege of Ennis and I did not fall over! But the girl I was holding onto did. Didn't even try shoe the donkey.

Then we went to this metal place that was the only place in town still letting people in (not my parents, they got home by about 1:30) that I used to go to when I was about 19. They were having a cheese night. Turns out you can, in fact, headbang to Toatl Eclipse of the Heart. ANd I saw my friend from sixth form! He is much less of a dickhead now. It's so nice, telling your ex's friends that you're engaged. He said "You're my favourite one of his girlfriends, including the one I went out with!" WHich was nice. I think.

I have a football thing on Sunday because the GAA is 125 years old.

Shot driver was carjacking victim.

I was playing football about 500m from this when it happened. Did not hear a thing. We got really confused when the helicopter turned up. We waved at it.

I love Dark Avengers. They're sort of like if Marvel did Secret Six (although as much as I love Bendis, he's no Gail Simone). Daredevil Noir is like NOIRNOIRNOIRNOIRNOIRNOIRNOIRNOIR which, you know, it would have to be. Deadpool Suicide Kings looks pretty awesome, but the highlight was this from Thunderbolts:

( big pictures )

Oh, Wade. :D



I have been spending far too much time with runners. My first reaction to finding out he did a marathon was "I wonder what time he did?"



MOTHER FUCK YEAH, BREAKING THE FOURTH WALL!

I'm doing maynowrimo but I'm keeping all my writing bits and pieces here so you don't have to put up with it. It's going to be flocked like whoa because lol my writing.

My dad took the football training session tonight because he said we needed more fitness. Sprinting for five minutes at a time is not fitness, dad. It's death.

Our captain hurt her finger practicing catching before the match on Saturday. It's broken. After the match we all piled on top of her and. Um. Broke two of her ribs.

We might need to be a bit more careful and/or lose some weight :D:

Yesterday I got a facebook and today my three best friends from junior school friended me without me even doing anything! Facebook is like the biggest ego boost ever. Also, there are baby foxes living in my neighbours back garden and they are incredibly cute. There will be pictures when I can get them to keep still for five seconds.

I am so tired.

Saturday morning, I've got to pick up my bf. We've got a match at 3pm, after which we're going to the pub. At 8 we're going to a club in Luton, then at 11 we're going down to the Ministry of Sound in London for the coach's birthday. At 7am they're going home, but not me! Oh no. I'm going straight to Blackheath to watch the start of the London marathon with my dad. We're walking to the 7 mile mark at Greenwich, then 15 and 19 at Canary Wharf, then the finish in St James's Park.

Yeah, it was nice knowing you guys.

Okay, so I was watching this film called Lord of War the other night, and I was expecting lolzy Nicholas Cage antics. There were no lolzy Nicholas Cage antics. I really should have known what was coming when Jared Leto started with the drugs. NO GOOD EVER COMES OF THIS, JARED LETO.

Christ, it was like a cross between Hotel Rwanda and Requiem for a Dream. Kill me now.

I still hate Arsenal :(



I did manage to wear my Spurs cap, though.

I don't even know what I was at, but I ended up drinking with my MP (yay Old Labour socialists \o/) and the manager of my local football team. And his lovely shiny trophy.

The guy giving the speech was showing off his silver medal and my dad piped up "Didn't get the gold, though, did you?" and I had this moment of 'oh. He does this with everyone. Wish I'd known that twenty years ago.'

I am going to see Arsenal next week. I hate Arsenal. Wear my Spurs cap, y/y/mfy?

I has a punchbag >:)

There is very little more gratifying in this world than getting the ball right in front of goal and hearing the goalkeeper going 'oh no, not you DDDDDDDDDDD:'



Oh, Wade :DDDDDDDDDD

Yesterday I went to the park with my dad to get a bit of sneaky practice in, and found half the team doing the same thing. So, impromptu dad-led practice!

The thing I most looked forward to about playing football rather than hurling was no more broken fingers from bad blocking! Yay!

( damnit )

I'm not very good at the high catch. I didn't post this yesterday because I didn't think you'd believe me :( Also, I was too busy getting a hold of a leaked film >:)